stefan_thom's Journal

Respect Humongus
Having spent two weeks observing locals in the land of Santa Barbara I am finally beginning to comprehend their sociological patterns. And I have concluded that they suffer from very rare and very extreme cases of "Hotbootykrunkaliciousness". Particularly the females. Yes yes yes. The only medication to cure this potentially fatal disease is quite simply massive amounts of low grade alcohol. I suffered a brief lapse of the cursed disease and eventually fell ill with its sister disease "Slaphotbooty". So on the whole the expierence has been quite excellent. There is a "Pirate" who roams the streets of IV who can spray beer out of the socket of what was formerly referred to as his "eye". I've survived hurricane Jake on my floor, who knew that a football and a sprinkler head could cause such a terrific natural disaster? I made the practice Improv troupe here and our first show should be at the end of this quarter. I'm pretty freaking excited about that considering that I was pretty sure I wasn't going to get in. DP. Del Playa. Land of Kings. The main party street in IV is like Mardi Gras in SLO every night of the week, major craziness goes down there. Clowns, Cacti, Northern African Dictators, Snow. Basically the works. Oh yeah and Cauliflower. Last night me and my roomate split a bottle of Jager and good times ensued. DP was hit, "hotbooty" was slapped like packaged meats at a supermarket and general debauchery was had by all. My floor is very rain. Alot of hot girls in the dorms that I live in and it is good. The food is edible and it is also good. Nothing too exciting has occured other than the "hurricane". I'm loving it here like a fat boy likes cake. Things I miss would include bolig dance seshes with Charlie Daniel's Band and the phrase "What are you cats up to." Ciao Ciao. Stefan

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